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This is my personal blog, filled with a plethora of geeky/nerdy stuff I find interesting. I'm a 31 year old, Extra Virgin, introverted, slightly socially awkward, ADHD bookworm, geek-flag flyer and Christian from a small town in West Virginia. ISFP. For those seeking my knitting blog, head over to Fifty Four Fifteen Designs. For those who are looking for some fanfiction that doesn't suck, head over to Well Written FanFiction. It's not mine, but I've linked some excellent stories that might catch your eye. For those wishing to drool over ... I mean admire some perfection, head over to Holy Shnikies! What A Hottie! and Oh! Hot Damn Hiddles! (You can thank me later.) ;D

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"Fili was to be bristling with weapons. They’re all over him: little knives, miniature throwing axes, his paired swords, and a war hammer.”

^^^ That is one of the best parts of the movie … well … until Smaug at least.

(via beradan)

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

(via iamthekingofsassgard)

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

I need this because I need my soundtracks in sequential order … so I can rock out in the order the song played in the movie … and I know I’m not the only one out there.

(via iwouldvebeendrake01)

hungry-humanlike-fallen-angel:

theangelwiththewormstache:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

memeguy-com:

Donut store explains social media

Tumblr - here’s a picture of a donut, reblogged with a gif that somehow pertains to supernatural

Oh my god.

(via lelliiethesnake)

likepotato:

tehcheshirecat:

peacelovefairytales:

Disney + Strong Hip Game

I just realized that Meg is like “I’m off the stage. Elsa you take over.” and Elsa is like “Aww yiss, here I fucking am.”

And then there’s Jasmine and Esmeralda flirting with each other.

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YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

(via its-fandomtime)

camonialle:

A prank is putting salt in the sugar tin. Groping women without their consent is sexual assault.

(via bitchimightbesebastianstan)

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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(via ohhiddles-myhiddles)

crystalgamzee:

pierce-the-tony:

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

I ACCEPT MY MUGGLE-OSITY! Oh wait….

(via iamthekingofsassgard)

marsbert:

loriendesse:

elves - graceful and beautiful

omg

Immortal … Wisest … Fairest of all Beings my ass.

(via ohhiddles-myhiddles)

fifty4fifteendesigns:

FYI, Craftsy is having their Fall Class Sale! Even if you don’t knit, (that’s okay, I don’t hold it against ya) you need to check it out!
Now is always a good time to learn a new skill!

ladyfabulous:

asgardreid:

bathsabbath:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

jesus has his feet washed and anointed by a woman a), he washed the feet of his disciples b) and the bible has been translated c)

Okay. I have seen this so many times and I’m about to lose my shit.

The Bible, being largely prose and poetry often employs euphemisms when discussing subjects that were sensitive at the time. UNHEARD OF I know, but bear with me. Sometimes it refers to penises as columns, but if you genuinely believe every time the Bible mentions a column it means dick, you’re sorely mistaken. Feet in Hebrew texts are pretty flexible, “to water the feet” is to piss, to “sleep at someone’s feet” could mean intercourse, AND HEY SOMETIMES WASHING OF THE FEET IS LITERALLY WASHING OF THE FUCKING FEET.

FURTHERMORE. The Bible is comprised of different books, written by different people, in different languages, and those languages have different words with different meanings. The books of John and Luke, where most of the feet washing occurs, were written in Greek, not Hebrew.

Aside from that, let’s shut the hell up and look at the context:

If you have ever had to walk over dirt and sand in sandals, then you know how uncomfortable and dirty your feet would be after a day’s journey. Your sandals are made of animals skins, so they would be utterly filthy and never worn inside. It was customary for the lowest servant of the household to then wash your feet so you’re not tracking mud throughout the house. And if you’re expecting guests, it was a sign of love and respect to wash their feet once they entered your home.

So yeah, it’s either group hand jobs (which seems TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE for devout Jewish teenagers in antiquity) or it was an act of humility and devotion. It was a demonstration of being a servant to your fellow man. It was shocking, not because it was sexual in nature but because he put himself on the floor, a position reserved for the lowest in servitude.

Like, if you legitimately believe he was going around and bathing people’s genitals I don’t even know what to do with you Tumblr. I don’t evennnnnn knowwwwwwwwwwww

In the Tumblr textpost system, historically inaccurate offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the We Actually Know Shit, Please Cut it Out Unit. These are their stories.

Dun dun.

(via allthatandasideoftom)

f-premaur:

wanderoar:

lifelessxvxpageants:

itsokayeverythingsalright:

fyeahmiyazaki:

fuckyeahspiritedaway:

Scultped model of the Spirited Away Bathhouse.

This is an automatic reblog. 

Is that the terrifying staircase to the boiler room I see?

Wow

woah

This is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen.

(via laterovaries)

iswearicantsleep:
letmespitonit:

stagekisspers:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:


MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONGAND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

Gold.

Perfect.
Welcome to Tumblr everyone

^^^ All of the above. ^^^

iswearicantsleep:

letmespitonit:

stagekisspers:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

Gold.

Perfect.

Welcome to Tumblr everyone

^^^ All of the above. ^^^

(via jossmayfair)